Shit RSA techs hear / say

“Are you trying to open it in Parseltongue?”

Sun, 13 May 2012 12:02:22 -0400

“Are you trying to open it in Parseltongue?”

“I need to kill something so I can get this van.”

Sat, 12 May 2012 12:01:38 -0400

“I need to kill something so I can get this van.”

“I’ve put my tongue on it!”

Fri, 11 May 2012 11:54:28 -0400

“I’ve put my tongue on it!”

“I’ve been pressing F8 for 20 years.”

Thu, 10 May 2012 12:00:00 -0400

“I’ve been pressing F8 for 20 years.”

"Am I a Spanish country?"

Mon, 07 May 2012 11:51:27 -0400

- Coopél

Photo

Sun, 06 May 2012 12:02:33 -0400

Brugesoisie

Sat, 05 May 2012 12:03:21 -0400

“It’s a teething bra!”

Fri, 04 May 2012 11:54:52 -0400

“It’s a teething bra!”

“Hop over the ice cream bar and start pulling up tiles like a m*th3rƒu<kE®”

Thu, 03 May 2012 12:12:27 -0400

“Hop over the ice cream bar and start pulling up tiles like a m*th3rƒu<kE®”

“I am NOT gonna tune my eyes to your crotch…to see if a dot disappears.”

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:01:29 -0400

“I am NOT gonna tune my eyes to your crotch…to see if a dot disappears.”

“I’ve hired a lot of Bulgarians in my time.”

Tue, 01 May 2012 11:50:53 -0400

“I’ve hired a lot of Bulgarians in my time.”

Curry-oke

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:02:33 -0400

“No, you can’t bring your own sausage. It’s not a BYOS place.”

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 12:05:39 -0400

“No, you can’t bring your own sausage. It’s not a BYOS place.”

Mesrob on Vanagons

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 12:03:25 -0400

“Is it a Cabriolet? No, not a Cabriolet, a…what is it…Hop-Top? No, I mean the shnugglie, open-up thingy.”

"All he manufactures is, uh, quail."

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 12:08:25 -0400

“I want to be Lana Del Rey’s doctor.” “But she’s an animal....

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 12:03:02 -0400

“I want to be Lana Del Rey’s doctor.”

“But she’s an animal. She’s a…llama sting ray.”

“Seriously, she’s a Nazi…but at least she’s nice.”

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:02:11 -0400

“Seriously, she’s a Nazi…but at least she’s nice.”

"And women lay eggs."

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 12:04:27 -0400

"You just Googled hairy cows?"

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 12:05:10 -0400

Biglerville:

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 12:05:03 -0400

Home of fresh berries and Pomonas.